Have you ever had one of THOSE days
when you go to get something out of the fridge
but it's EMPTY again
so you go on a mad scrounge thru cabinets
and all you find are some hard crappy slices of bread
(at least they're not green yet!)
THEN if only you had something to go BETWEEN the bread
you could calm down. And eat.
But there is nothing. And nothing to drink either.
Maybe someone drops in & says,
"What're you eating bread & water for?
You just get out of prison or something?"
Ha ha ha.
But you prefer to think of it as a nothing sandwich.
[ SCV Weird ]